Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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