i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
