It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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its like you know when i get waxed
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
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