Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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