I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I want to be your penis for a week.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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