if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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