just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
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I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
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dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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