I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
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i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
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