Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
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i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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