I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
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I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
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I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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