is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
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After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
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i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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