just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
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She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
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My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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