so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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