Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
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I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
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He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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