Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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