He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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