he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Randomize
