like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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