I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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