Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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