next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Randomize
