Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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