Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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