I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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