just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
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Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
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Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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