He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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