i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
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Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
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