i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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