Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
