Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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