Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
