lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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