I love black thongs
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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