I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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