i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Let's get the cat blown out
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Randomize
