When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
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You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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