I bet he comes in French.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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