She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
As shirtless as possible
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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