i jhust puked up my retainher.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
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I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
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hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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