Well douche your snatch and let's go!
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
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you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
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I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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