as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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