is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I need water and some morals
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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