God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
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Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
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Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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