its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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