I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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