How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
that's an acceptable place to lick
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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