question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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