i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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