Say something about gay babies.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
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This show inspires me to have sex in space
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
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At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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