Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
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Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
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This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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