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Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
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I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
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How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
how drunk are you?
Several
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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