I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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