so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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