I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
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And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
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It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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