Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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