I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
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Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
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We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
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my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.