so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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